A lot of restaurants have a razor thin profit margin, if they make a profit at all. Many donate substantial amounts of food to the homeless.Definitely fuck this particular guy, he has no right to rob them.

hey now, grieving a relationship doesn't have a deadline. give yourself permission to wallow tonight, and start fresh tomorrow!

I see nothing wrong with a wave of good things in pastry pockets.

Nope this is perfect. I've never felt dirty and wanting to play Mario Kart at the same time.

The handbook for what you are hoping to happen:

Go for it. I can't imagine it would have a negative effect on future lovers. I've never had a woman ever ask me how I lost my virginity so it probably won't even come up with women you date in the future. Beyond that, as long as you practice safe sex with the escort it's not anyone's business. And the odds of it…

Why don't you break up with them? Being passive aggressive so that you can be broken up with doesn't really make sense and you end up souring the relationship in a much deeper way. It's part of being an adult - break it off yourself.

I actually have a normal account that I use for Gawker sites, but I prefer my friends not know who I am when I ask the following, so I'm using a burner. There's something that's been on my mind lately, and I'm really interested in hearing what readers on Jezebel think.

I mean, what's wrong with bulking up if you look and feel better?

+1 for drugs.

According to the sexy times post yesterday, it seems like drugs was a big factor... so... drugs?

I believe that's good.

Sup?

I'm okay with this.

I'm sure there will be thousands of people harping about whether the Guy+Girl combos have a penis or a vagina. There will probably be spreadsheets on why their side is correct and the whole thing will be horrible.

I just had to.

A wasted party!

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