the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

Thanks!

...wait...

Reading David’s articles makes me feel good about my life choices.

My weekend project: replacing my headlights. Your weekend project: replacing 40-60% of the parts in your Jeeps engine.

The bearings are bad on your 90% rust jeep.

He’s making my knuckles hurt and I am getting heartburn. We die vicariously through David Tracy

Reading about your project is stressing me out.

The Internet: man’s epic monument to reminding you how little you’ve accomplished in your life.... and porn.

dammit

To be fair, it will still be easier to repair than your Willys David.

I miss the days where I wasn’t constantly reminded that I am a boring person.

I mean... if anyone’s going to kick a torpedo...

Did I just see The Rock kick a fucking torpedo?!

That gif looks like something out of World War 370Z

Move tralier voice: In a world.... where no one knows how to pull a fuse.

Agreed - 22R or GTFO. A truck like this is never going to be fast, so it might as well be completely bulletproof.

Pfft like that ever stopped the Japanese

Self-driving cars. That’s one solution.

Hi! Norway here. We know all about road tunnels. Call us!