Sure is interesting how this gentleman, and most of the other veterans I know (myself included) have become this endangered species whose feelings and honor must be protected by the brave patriots in the bleachers and on twitter!

If I had to guess, based on time spent holding both, I’m more likely to die with my dick in my cold dead fingers.

the jurors for this case are going to be paid more than SB Nation site managers

Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

Arya has been one of my favorites until the last few episodes. She gets back to Winterfell and all of a sudden she’s just so goddamn smug it’s SUPER unbearable. Honestly, I’ve never gone from love to hate so fast on a character. I kinda don’t even care if she dies.

Arya is seriously the woooooooooooooooooooorst right now. The chip on her shoulder is exhausting.

Yeah, that was a very tame joke. It was old fashioned too — like something you might have heard on ‘I Love Lucy’ if Lucy had staged a housewife strike and left on a mini-vacation with Ethel.

I’d like to take a moment to combat the very hurtful message that all progressives preach love and togetherness. I consider myself to be very progressive (and am widely known as being intelligent) and I can tell you that I think love and togetherness are a pile of horseshit. I would describe my attitude toward…

If you try to hit Tim Tebow on his blindside, you better be ready for God to be blocking.

Only if they hire better writers, producers, showrunners, and actors. NBC’s Constantine had isolated moments of brilliance, most of them anchored by the fact that Matt Ryan played his part so well. Everything else was. . .not that great.

Hearing someone shout “POWER STONE” makes me sad.

Francis!

Seriously. Until I watched this trailer, I thought Zooey Deschanel would be the greatest indignity Oz fandom would have to face. Looks like I was wrong on that front...

“Welcome to the world of tomorrow!!”

I’d make a Futurama joke and no one would get it and everything would be horrible.

It’s cheating, and it’s retarded.

Eh. Cougars and cocks are all over my browser history.

#cuckedbycosmo