Sure is interesting how this gentleman, and most of the other veterans I know (myself included) have become this endangered species whose feelings and honor must be protected by the brave patriots in the bleachers and on twitter!

If I had to guess, based on time spent holding both, I’m more likely to die with my dick in my cold dead fingers.

the jurors for this case are going to be paid more than SB Nation site managers

Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

Yeah, that was a very tame joke. It was old fashioned too — like something you might have heard on ‘I Love Lucy’ if Lucy had staged a housewife strike and left on a mini-vacation with Ethel.

I’d like to take a moment to combat the very hurtful message that all progressives preach love and togetherness. I consider myself to be very progressive (and am widely known as being intelligent) and I can tell you that I think love and togetherness are a pile of horseshit. I would describe my attitude toward…

If you try to hit Tim Tebow on his blindside, you better be ready for God to be blocking.

Hearing someone shout “POWER STONE” makes me sad.

Francis!

“Welcome to the world of tomorrow!!”

I’d make a Futurama joke and no one would get it and everything would be horrible.

It’s cheating, and it’s retarded.

Eh. Cougars and cocks are all over my browser history.

#cuckedbycosmo