... and crystals. Lots. Of. Crystals!

I’ll wait for glow in the dark iguanas.

Passing through it, not “jiggling around”. In this case, they have Kinetic Energy, not temperature.

Managed to be duller than Arrival.

GIF (GHIF) as in Graphic Interchange format, not as in JIF - Giraffe Inter-species Fornication.

“That’s 10,000 times colder than the vacuum of space”

Do you actually get paid to do these?

So, the attack was an inside job aimed to push more privacy stripping legislation. Merika! F YEAH!

Beast-infected alien vessel.

Had to hack into my own computer on more than one occasion when some random update made Windows 10 stop accepting my Microsoft account password. A google search revealed I was not alone. Seriously MicroSoft, WTH?! My software demands imprison me into the Windows eco, or else...

The recently washed white car on the left surely caused it.

I’m waiting for the “I live in NYC and god mugged looking for Pokemons” sort of effect.

Stop writing.

And that’s how you troll like a pro. Congratulations for all the fish!

This is one of the most bizarre videos I’ve ever seen. It is disturbing for reasons beyond my comprehension.

I bet boat owners weren’t amused by the new impassable blockade.

If you completely disregard GPUs, of course.

Your idea of “Exact Moment” is quite inexact.

Blame on the audience getting dumber. If blockbusters didn’t gross so obscenely, studios would actually have to make good movies.