A couple of years ago, billboards appeared all over Scotland advertising the return of the once-popular-but-discontinued Scotch Whisky “Haig Club.”

Say what you will about Coldplay but Chris Martin seems to have a decent sense of humour.

Muse used to be pretty decent when they felt like a perfect blend of Bends-era Radiohead, early mental proggy Queen and Jeff Buckley with bits of metal thrown in.

As I tweeted earlier: