Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

THRILLHO

Always tryna get at that 2nd Amendment.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

I guess you could say she knows FA about anthem singing!

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

So, just to be clear....you can walk in a run, drive in a parkway, and park in a driveway.

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

Times have changed. So now getting the sweater off is not considered first base, but gets you home plate instead?

Geez, Cleveland gets all the luck.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Who’s ‘we’? Be your own man

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

Wait, NHL ‘94 glitches can happen in real life?

These posts fill me with absolute joy. Hopefully there are 151 more of these.

How many losses already?! Count ‘em, Popp!!!

His earlier disguise worked better.