VWs are reliable.

THAT THING IS COMING RIGHT AT ME!

Jupiter’s atmosphere and its jet streams extend a whopping 3,000 kilometers, or 1,860 miles, below cloud level. To put that into perspective, Jupiter’s atmosphere is so deep you could fit more than two Earths on top of each other and still not reach its full extent.

Man, the west is lousy with lifted XV’s and such

Except that flattards would day it was sabotaged by the Illuminati so he wouldn’t expose the truth.

Like drive to Denver? Or take a plane ride? Yes.

Aren’t there at least a dozen safer ways to go just 1,800 above the Earth’s surface?!

I don’t know about you but I’d be perfectly comfortable being unemployed for a while it if meant I saved the lives of a million people.

It is essentially the same thing. But there’s no headline value (for a site like Gizmodo) in saying “NASA plans routine test of new Launch Abort System.”

I’m not sure how you got access to the open internet from North Korea, but I’d take issue with your assessment of Kim Jong-un as a “strong, competent, and rational” leader.

in times like these, i thank my lucky stars that we have such a strong, competent, and rational leader to guide us.

More importantly, if you’re set on rolling your suspension, just buy a lesser model and save yourself the sheckels.

Never bigger wheels. Always bigger tires.

I consider myself a relatively intelligent person, but when I read some of the linked articles it makes me feel like an absolute moron.

just make sure to collect the helium at night

More like ‘tadmoles’ amiright?

who hurt you

when you are allowed only one car...

I think you’re probably pretty close with the new Cherokee comparison. I don’t really understand hardcore off-roading your daily driver at all... but the point of this car was to do easy-moderate trails and mostly just park and camp out of.

It's not that there are a finite number of shapes or even that are finite kinds of symmetry, but that each finite symmetry group can be decomposed into 'simple' groups. And now all of these simple groups have been classified. [The link says it better than I could.]