This better come down to “Long Summer Vacations” v “Short Summer Vacations w/booze”

They do the same thing with “He tells it like it is” to “That’s not what he REALLY meant”

lol “gave up his billionaire lifestyle.”

I was hesitant to call 45's voters stupid because I had thought that it’s rude and not necessarily true.

It’s charming how quickly his backers can switch from “Donald is an alpha male silverback gorilla who will not shit from anyone” to “Donald is a precious little baby who is not accustomed to Washington, D.C., and must be sheltered from those nasty politicians”. Supporting Donald is a tremendously corrupting enterprise.

Is there a reason they only interviewed people in their 70s and 80s?

16yo gas station attendant in Michigan is the same person that gave me that hot tip about the police report!

This feels like a teenage conspiracy theory, like when my ex-boyfriend told me the FBI taps white lighters and that’s why you shouldn’t buy them. (Brah, why do you think the FBI gives a fuuuuck what you’re doing? You’re a 16-year-old gas station attendant in Michigan.)

Aaron Sorkin is genuinely the worst kind of liberal; he is so insistent that both he, and his fellow travelers, are neutral and color-blind that he repeatedly marginalizes women and minorities in an attempt to keep pretending that he’s the good guy and it’s those other guys that are the bad ones. Because if you keep…

That sounds like an excellent dream.

I’m starting to think Aaron Sorkin is a bit of a clueless, douchey, white dude.

I take melatonin when I’m on a bad sleep stretch and I ALWAYS have very vivid celebrity dreams. Last week I dreamt that Ron Swanson was building me a table. The dream was very detailed, we talked back and forth about specifications and went to the lumber store. I woke up tired, that dream was hard work.

I don’t think he is interested in reducing his sentence or anything. He’s an ideologue and thinks that his actions will convince white women to stop fucking men of color and inspire white people in general to embrace white supremacy. Like all terrorists, he’s disconnected from reality. In his world, white folks think…

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

Definitely. Because a company needs to serve its shareholders. A government needs to serve its voiceless and underrepresented. We can assign dollar values to this, but they will never work for the voiceless and underrepresented.

Putting everything aside, hatred of Trump, etc., this statement just bothers me to the core:

Hey, Jared, here’s an idea: tell your worthless father (edit: -in-law) to stop flying to golf courses and to Florida every weekend. That alone would save the government millions of dollars. Plus maybe he’ll actually do something to earn the $1 salary he’s taking.

Came here to say just that — of course you can be “under budget” if you shaft contractors out of at least a quarter of what you owe them.

“I promised the American people I would produce results, and apply my ‘ahead of schedule, under budget’ mentality to the government.”