dashleyincali
DashleyinCali
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Capri pants for dudes should never be okay.

No worries Anna, I found a handy dandy dress code chart to make your life easier - just consult this before you leave your hotel room and you’re all set!

OMG I follow Emmy, she’s FANTASTIC

And it seems like she took the picture from inside the sauna, so the woman she photographed may have not even had a clue that she wasn’t alone in the locker room. How incredibly awful.

He just never gets better at this whole running for president thing. He’s so consistent in always fucking it up!

Her legal team’s contention is that she doesn’t have to go through arbitration because she’s not suing Fox the company, but Ailes the person.

hey I called dibs

In that case...

You think every penis owner who is single plus attractive, talented, OR notable is gay.

Is he gay? FUCK, back to the hellscape of modern dating apps with me

Thank you for introducing me to my future husband MJ!

Wonder why?

Now playing

Nah, he’s just prone to brief moments of nonpartisan clarity that are sandwiched between much longer episodes of insane partisanship.

I took this screenshot, with way too many Pokemon stories on the Gawker main page. This was a few days ago, and there are so many more now.

The Republicans in the House and Senate as a whole are probably individually, personally more moderate than their voting would have you believe. However, they’re totally craven, because they know they have the ability and position to save and improve lives - but then they’ll get destroyed by the NRA or get primaried

What? I’m FINE, okay?

Come hang out, we don’t bite.

This is a really good point...