Trump will repeat over and over and faster each time! “Please!” “Don’t!” “Stop!”

Nitrous is engine sauce. Adding just the right amount makes them so much better.

I always thought car pee was the water coming out the tailpipe

Nota legal scholar so I guess I should hesitate to push back on this, but impeachment inquiries aren’t like...a criminal proceeding. It’s hard for me to understand how they can be part of the double jeopardy stuff, especially because a lot of laws he's breaking won't be part of them.  

I’m going with: a good chunk of the reason Trump was elected because people claimed there’s no real difference between the two parties. As the moment Nancy is proving those apathetic twats right and Trump will get elected again

Correct. The F/A-18 has automatic guidance during the cat shot and the initial climb. The pilot keeps his hand on the “towel rack” handle to ensure it doesn’t flail about during the maneuver. You can see the pilot placing his hand on the towel rack around the 0:28 mark.

C3: Okay, folks, thank you all for gathering today. We called this emergency meeting to discuss the overwhelming press coverage of the new C8 and what must be done to divert attention away from it.

Manassas is a special place. The town of Dumfried is also a special place, and is close to Manassas.

Isn’t that what the Air Force is doing with all these warnings to not storm Area 51?

This explains it. 

While Maverick may have been a Mustang, perhaps he was lacking in Focus to Aspire to be an Admiral. 

It can’t be Goose’s kid in the coffin.  Goose’s kid would have to be played by Ryan Gosling, and he’s not in the cast.

“I like astronauts who weren’t stuck on the moon.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustafa_Kemal_Atat%C3%BCrk

Say no if he offers to push the shopping buggy to your car. 

I thought it was named after the NFL team that bombs every season.

Hey USWNT ... see what you’re missing?!

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

You know, the Navy has one simple request. And that is to have ships with frigate laser beams attached to their decks.

They need to start and auto roof repair shop on the other side of the bridge. That’s where the money is.