Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.

They used slave rowers for hundreds of years before, and you know what? They worked perfectly. Now they got these engines so complex you need to go to school to learn how to run them. You know what? We’re just going to install rowing galleys on all of our ships from now on.

With a schizophrenic homeless guy who just soiled himself.

Everyone knows French Doors just let the invaders in.

Corollary to "if you have to tell people you're the king, you're not the king"

I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that the people who so proudly proclaim that they own guns so they can overthrow an unjust government are the very same who now support that unjust government.

Of course, Mazars plans to appeal.

What in the fuck is stopping the House from arresting these motherfuckers in the first place? Don’t keep giving them chances.

If Democrats want a “W” in November of 2020, they need to put some of these assholes in jail. They don’t need to keep trying to convince morons that voted for…

I suspect “hydraulic failure” means absolutely NO CONTROL of the aircraft. If so, it’s going to hit where it’s going to hit no matter what the pilot does. Only thing left to do is get the fuck out of it.

Without knowing the condition of aircraft or how densely populated the near area was, there’s no basis whatsoever for concluding that the pilot was selfish or cowardly. The jet may no longer have been controllable, and/or this was the least bad option in terms of where he could possibly point the nose in those final…

CHP: We are closing the highway to the danger zone.

This guy was too stupid to switch off and retain the key until he returned to the car?

Scorn on the 4th of July.

Hot take: Deep Space Nine is a deserved classic not because it was the black sheep of the Star Trek clan, but because it remembered best what made TOS the classic it was (and is) in the prior generation. The problem wasn’t DS9. The problem was that everyone else, including Gene himself, had changed their minds about…

This article is incorrect when it says there was only one test of a nuclear missile. At least the AIR-2 Genie was tested in Plumbbob John. Perhaps it’s accurate if you limit it to ballistic missiles.

“Total exoneration, at this latitude, at this time of year, localized entirely within the Mueller report?”

And at least some of those backs would be bleeding due to the wildly inaccurate bullet wounds she inflicted before realising that she really wasn’t the good gal with a gun who was going to save the day.

He’s holding his existing burns clear of any contact.
He’s just doing so *stupidly* close to his burning vehicle...

Seriously, just turn around and walk away.

Other safety tip: only transport propane tanks vertically.

Nah, that’s definitely the test-mule for the 2024 Toyota Rav-4-Ioli.