Maybe one day, I’ll get a C8 Corvette and call it Blanchett.

One of my favorite SSN memories was pulling into a pitstop port in (sunny location on the East Coast). We’d be transiting while surrounded by Tuesday-afternoon silly-money-yacht folks, many of whom were hosting some young ladies who weren’t shy. Yacht guys wished they were us. We wished we were them.

It’d be funny if after all this, he didn’t declare himself in - and it turns out he was just having a good time and free-riding off the extra attention given him. 

This one’s on England, baby!

ARROW

So this is what happened to the kid that sat in the front row and wrote down everything that happened whenever the teacher left the room.

THE SIGN SAYS 55, SO I’M DRIVING 55, JUST LIKE THE SEMI TRUCK NEXT TO ME IN THE RIGHT LANE.

I saw a tractor trailer once that said:

I don’t know if i’m ready for gallows and guillotines. BUT - this Hunger Games bourgeois bullshit really, really bothers me:

While a trip to Mars may be out of the question, I’m pretty sure we can strap some rocket engines onto Trump Tower and launch that into deep space instead. #BuildTheRocket

No tweet ... well then Mad Donnie would just boot up the Presidential Emergency Text Messaging app and make all our lives pure hell.

Is Sarah getting paid?

 Best summation of the photo op:

Well, his trips have never served a purpose, so he assumes hers don’t.

Don’t suppose it might have occurred to President Definitely Not Dementia that Pelosi might actually have purpose for her trip. Ya know... reassuring allies that the US is not a totally failed state quite yet or the like?

Unfortunately, there’s a problem with #2. The Democrats can’t negotiate with someone who’s a liar. He has shown all of us many times that he will agree to one thing sitting at the table with them and then go back on it when he gets back t watching Fox and Friends.

I feel like every time Giuliani speaks, Mueller has to fill out paperwork for an extra month. 

The interesting thing is that yes, they can fire everyone, but if you do you still have a huge problem because you won’t actually be able to pay anyone to come in and replace them.

If F-35 advocates are saying that the plane is designed to kill opponents before they get close enough for dogfights, aren’t they really drone advocates?

And here’s the rub. Had Fortnite (and other companies) merely had the dances in the game flat out, not as DLC or loot box rewards at all, simply part of the package everyone was buying, the lawsuits would never have happened. While they still would have had the right to sue the company, they would have just looked the…