FK doesn’t fly. She makes the Earth move to wherever she needs to be.

Angela Merkel, with whom he insisted he had a “very, very good relationship,” despite essentially calling her a Russian pawn just hours earlier.

He was born in 1985 and grew up in Santa Monica. Sushi was probably a regular high school cafeteria option.

F16 should be using “Gimme Some Lovin”

Love the song and the video, but when it comes to the Angels there is always better. But Lawyers:

“Push it, pull it, drag it, no trade-in will be turned away for this 4th of July sales spectacul- oh. Wow. Ah... hang on, let me get my manager.”

If your business model requires humans to act in a way other than they always do, maybe go back to the drawing board incubator bean bag chair circle.

ICE finally liberated Bowling Green from the hands of MS 13! Operation Covfefe was a bloody massacre, but Americans will never forget the brave ICE officers that gave their lives for freedom!

They’re not talking…

Trump’s Bone Spur Battalion: The malita for those who are too out of shape to do push-ups in Basic Training. 

Not a single Battleship game joke?  Are those overdone, because that’s the first thing I thought of.

What you do in opposition signals what you would do in power, Democrats just do not understand that. Even if the actual result is nothing now, it lets people know what you will do if you have a shot at winning. You fight every battle to the very best of your utmost ability, even if you know you won’t win. It means…

Fox at the Hen house? That always goes well.

“We are allowed to disagree, but we should be able to do so freely and without fear of harm,” said the woman whose administration attempted to jail a person for chuckling in disagreement with the notion that Jeff Sessions had a history of “treating all Americans equally under the law.”

Just because you don’t see a judge doesn’t mean you aren’t receiving due process

To compare Sanders not getting her breadsticks or Kirstjen Nielsen being shamed out of a Mexican restaurant because of their roles in enacting and enabling a program of child abuse by the U.S. government with black people being refused service because of the color of their skin is... mind-blowing.

All of them

I’m mildly convinced he’s just trolling us at this point. Didn’t want the job, ego wont let him quit. He’s sitting back moping, asking himself, “What’s a guy got to do to get impeached around here? Lying every single day doesn’t do it. Endorsing child molesters doesn’t do it. Blatant profiteering, racism, obstruction…

Some Trump administration officials are criminals. Therefore all of them are criminals.

Eau de humanity