Silly Tau’ri. There are no aliens in Vegas. Aside from that one at Planet Hollywood.

“I think he will happily leave while complaining the whole time. ...”

Trump would have to declare martial law and dissolve Congress before Pelosi is spurred to act. Not out of any sense of duty, mind you, but merely because at that point Trump is threatening the one thing Pelosi cares for the most.

Oh, craps.

If GMG has deigned it so that we get a forced-autoplay video ad in the background while we read a wholly unrelated article, they could at least give us the good grace of ungreying us.

...$7,131 on fountain pens...

Uber is an address referral service. They give addresses out to clients so a complete stranger can go out somewhere and pick up someone who is in need of a ride someplace.

Best case scenario is that they develop the Nuevo Paraiso portion of the map and re-open Mexico concurrently as an RDO map as well as a Single-Player expansion (either as John catching up with Sadie while she journeys south, or perhaps you can choose to play as Sadie and take advantage of the female clothing options…

There are three GameStop locations within a mile of each other where I live (there’s the one in the mall, one next door to the Target just across the street, and one by the WalMart down the road in the opposite direction). It’d be hilarious if they kept all three locations running into next year.

“Bah! They all said sequestration was going to destroy the military. And when we actually went through with it, we still had all our ships, tanks, and planes the very next morning!”

Because that’s how Bolton found the letter: Jammed into his office door with a Post-It that read “Sign this and bring it over to my secretary immediately.”

The opposite, fact. For the past two weeks you earned double the usual gold from Daily/Weekly Challenges. Possibly as a means to give new players a chance at starting one of these roles.

For the past week I’ve been getting one whole bar of gold for every Daily Challenge that I completed. Where have you been?

My appreciation of pussy ass is far less than yours, but that is all because my cat has no respect for personal space.

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Will the Epic Games Store still be around in the eight years it will take for Elder Scrolls 6 to drop?

Both love and hate are passions, the devotion of one’s attentions and actions according to the influence of the object. Indifference is the opposite of passion.

“We handed out copies of the press release. You got one, right? Why ask questions? Just publish that!”

Isn’t that true for everyone?

“Kansas representative recounts their experience in the Navy.”