Somewhere today, sitting in a seedy bar in the DC area, Stephen Miller suddenly grinned and exclaimed “Oh, yeah! That was a big one!”

My high school science teacher learned that the fun way through his trick of blowing glycerin bubbles with NG and popping them with a torch as they hit the ceiling. Arriving to a brand-new school still under construction, the science classes were held in trailers and the equipment was fueled by a propane tank instead.…

You can rifle a sabot. What you can’t rifle is a shaped-charge shell, which is the reason why the Germans (and eventually the US) went with smoothbores.

Count ourselves lucky. If it were made of Lego, there’d be some serious casualties involved.

“I would love to see Texas in blue in 2020. It would kill people!”

He cuts power to his suit right above it and crashes down atop it, a callback to his first flight in the original Iron Man movie.

Imagine if he set up a GoFundMe for legal fees. Instant wire-fraud charges.

The thing is, this is proof positive (if proof were ever needed at all) that Trump’s cred is worth shit and anyone who deals with this administration from here on out does so in a Collect-On-Delivery basis.

You got the date wrong. Pontiac died on April 20th. And it was 250 years ago, not 10.

Keep in mind that police officers have shot permit-holding bystanders who drew their weapon as a self-defense response to a gunman, killed a security guard who had subdued a gunman, and shot their own plainsclothes police detectives exiting a residence they just searched and cleared.

“Well, yeah: he’s a demented self-aggrandizing fearmongering lackwit with immense power. But he’s our demented self-aggrandizing fearmongering lackwit with immense power...”

Of course the T-rex is Trump’s favorite dinosaur, given how much they have in common: big mouth, tiny hands, and a walnut-sized brain.

TBF, we shouldn’t have gone this long without mentioning her.

Fury: “...you’ve become part of a bigger universe. You just don’t know it yet.”

Hey Splinter! Can I get taken out of the grays, too? I’d be much nicer at it than this boring dong!

The Russians don’t have The Bible throwing off the balance of their toolkit.

She’s the one who liked dining at Mexican restaurants.

How about financial sanctions or revocation of tax credits? The thing about staffing a White House with big-business cronies is the only way to make them feel the pressure is through their portfolios.

Aviators have always had some measure of gallows humor. “Bought the farm” in the modern connotation entered the common vernacular from the very situation we see here, after all.

... an art where the closest wall becomes your canvas, and that ain’t red paint.