“I’ll have Tim Apple look into the oranges of the investigation. I believe they’re the same thing.”

As the comatose figure is slid into the ring of the MRI machine, the neurosurgeon says “Alright, let’s gauge the severity of this stroke.”

I have a dark confession to make: years ago I played a round with Trump. I got through the windmill and the castle just fine, but had a little trouble landing a shot through the clown’s mouth. But what killed my game was when we got to the model of the Great Wall of China and I could not get my ball past it no matter…

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It’s because Trump is such a litigious pissbaby and a shameless hypocrite. The moment CNN calls him out as an abject liar and racist shitheel, some snake in Trump’s inner circle will hiss “Defamation!” in his ear and he sets the lawyers loose.

The real address to send the check is a P.O. Box in Oceanside Hills, Kansas.

$6.9 million will be budgeted for the Unicorn Extermination Act, which will be nothing more than outfit and kit for the Trumpy boys’ next hunting trip.

He’s the court jester of his own mind palace.

*reads title*

12. That’s a knoife.

And now you’re shifting the focus from the popular vote over to the electoral college.

On the plus side, the coming crisis could pin Trump in the White House all weekend, thus denying him the usual golf resort getaway.

Representative elections are determined by plurality, not majority. You’re just moving goalposts.

In completely unrelated news, Trump is ordering severe sanctions (and possibly a punitive missile strike) against the rogue regime of Quantico, VA.

This will be the third VtM game on PC. Redemption was first, Bloodlines was second.

I was waiting for him to compare these tanks to American automobiles, saying they’re like “Ford Tough” or built “Like A Rock” in those Chevy commercials...

It makes me wonder what were to happen if a teacher responded to such a drill by throwing a book or used some other means to assault and subdue the ‘shooter’.

Do you remember 2016? Most of them did.

Is it still a straw man argument when it’s actually a snowman?

I’m being sued for false advertising because my avatar is that of a cheeter, not an actual leper.