It’s because Trump is such a litigious pissbaby and a shameless hypocrite. The moment CNN calls him out as an abject liar and racist shitheel, some snake in Trump’s inner circle will hiss “Defamation!” in his ear and he sets the lawyers loose.

The real address to send the check is a P.O. Box in Oceanside Hills, Kansas.

$6.9 million will be budgeted for the Unicorn Extermination Act, which will be nothing more than outfit and kit for the Trumpy boys’ next hunting trip.

He’s the court jester of his own mind palace.

*reads title*

12. That’s a knoife.

And now you’re shifting the focus from the popular vote over to the electoral college.

On the plus side, the coming crisis could pin Trump in the White House all weekend, thus denying him the usual golf resort getaway.

Representative elections are determined by plurality, not majority. You’re just moving goalposts.

In completely unrelated news, Trump is ordering severe sanctions (and possibly a punitive missile strike) against the rogue regime of Quantico, VA.

This will be the third VtM game on PC. Redemption was first, Bloodlines was second.

I was waiting for him to compare these tanks to American automobiles, saying they’re like “Ford Tough” or built “Like A Rock” in those Chevy commercials...

It makes me wonder what were to happen if a teacher responded to such a drill by throwing a book or used some other means to assault and subdue the ‘shooter’.

Do you remember 2016? Most of them did.

Is it still a straw man argument when it’s actually a snowman?

I’m being sued for false advertising because my avatar is that of a cheeter, not an actual leper.

Keep in mind the Bill of Rights isn’t a holy scrip— it’s a laundry list of warning signs that should inform you without a doubt that you are slipping into tyranny when these lines get crossed.

“What good are reading lots of books anyway? All you’re doing is gaining knowledge from a bunch of folks who had the discipline and drive to put their thoughts onto paper. I prefer to get all my information pre-processed through visual spectacle, edited and presented by network execs seeking to get ad revenue.”

“Erik, how many times have I told you: Stop drinking out of the gravy tub!”

It took you four years to install it?