It’s been 20 years, Jack died, Rose didn’t. Let it go.

Come on guys! Don’t re-post articles from The Onion on your site! You’re not fooling anyone with such a ridiculous...

eww...  America has toilet paper stuck to it’s asshole.

Honestly, I’m surprised he wipes. I’d have assumed he just brags that he has perfect poops that don’t need wiping, and reeking of crap and daring anyone to call him on it.

That toilet paper was probably like, “Hey look, a piece of shit grew legs and needs me to wipe it.”

What a shit heel

I just bellowed with laughter, thank you.

No! Don’t fall for it. He’s been throwing heart and love into his word soup since - good lord I can’t even remember which scandal it was... anyway since he realized everyone pretty much hates him.

If this (barely) sentient cum rag understands that there are repercussions from his actions then we are in worse trouble than ever imagined.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.