LeBron: "Hey, look, it's a comic, sans shirt."

The woman was not wearing a baseball cap at all, much less an A's cap. She was sitting on the sidewalk with her coworker. The "man" who knocked the woman out was with people wearing A's jerseys. The woman knocked unconscious was too intoxicated to cause anyone any harm. I hope they catch the guy who hit her. What he…

Rector was a lot of things. Some good, some bad, most somewhere in the middle. He didn't know much, but he knew what love was.

I've been sitting on this for a long time, but I think I'll strike while the iron's hot. I have video of Johnny Manziel reciting book 22 of the Odyssey (in Greek), while recreating a near-perfect copy of Caravaggio's Head of Medusa. At the 1:23 mark, he puts down his brushes, takes up a chisel, and etches "Rodin was a…

This exact song and speech were used in a Versus channel promo in 2009....

This exact song and speech were used in a Versus channel promo in 2009....

Unfortunately, completely ripped off

Here is a summary of all his posts. Makes for much easier reading.

*folds*

Never said it wasn't

They probably thought it was you...

More accurately, it's basically a jack stand used for hangar maintenance on the nose gear. They get placed under the aircraft, then raised on hydraulic stands to take the load off of the gear to allow retracting of the gear or replacement. Not strictly designed for this purpose, but it's hardly a stretch to use one…

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

When I was in 9th grade, my friends and I did shrooms and went to play laser-tag. Even though we were split into different teams and split among some serious, adult and child laser-taggers, we walked around high as shit and dazed together, guns down at our hips. One of our friends just sat down Indian style in the…

Then I gave him a hat, scarf and glove set to mail (because he was going to the post office and I don't have a car)

This may be stupid/nitpicky since these aren't real words anyway, but it bothers me that whoever made up the term "cleptopenia" used the wrong prefixes/suffixes. Klepto means steal, but "-penia" actually means "too little of", like with "thrombocytopenia"(medical term for "too few platelets"). So cleptopenia means is…

The country is a city.

Well, ya see, in about the 1880s a fellow invented what's known as the modern water-flush toilet. Spooged tissue goes in, and whirlpools the fuck out of your sight with the easy flick of a lever. C'mon, man, what would Martha Stewart think about you having a sticky hand that's got both your jack and saliva on it,…

Sadly, your parents chose not to exercise that option. Or get an abortion.