Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I’m sorry but if you bring a rifle like that onto public transport in a major city then you are creating a disturbance. Even if it’s not a real one most people can’t actually distinguish that with a glance and even the red safety tip is a ridiculous enough measure it means nothing. If he had done this at the premiere…

He was charged with being in possession of an air gun, if I recall from the article.