I thought Republicans didn’t have time on their hands to do this kind of shit because they were all busy working?

Part of this wavering “oh no, don’t say anything bad about Joe” stems from rapid paranoia over 2016 and America’s collective failure to stop a Trump presidency because they thought Hillary had it in the bag. People were convinced they could shit on Hillary and she would still win, and then she lost, and after the…

If we actually tried to do mental health reform, they’d call it socialist.  Angry white dudes would complain about their taxes being raised.  Mitch would never allow it to come to the floor

It’s almost as if they are 100% completely, entirely, and solely full of shit at all times!

JFC, THIS!

They’re very serious about hate speech. Hate speech makes them a fuckton of money, and they’re seriously interested in making money off it, even if they publicly pretend they aren’t.

There are some people (like me) who really never give their car a second thought as long as parts aren’t falling off while they’re rolling down the freeway. Then there are other people who are constantly tinkering with their vehicles, upgrading parts, performing maintenance, washing and waxing them...

Canceling on such short notice? That’s...

It’s convenient that they now also wear bright red hats.

But when Kavanaugh gets testerical and starts screaming and crying, that’s OK.

I know. I’m so sick of seeing it written out as “Do Collusion” or “Do Crimes.”

Actually, he’s just an asshole who can throw a small ball with velocity.

Is your daughter Peter Travers?

It’s okay I read it like a text-to-speech program said it.

“I know many, many people with the name Donald John Trump Jr.”

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Tim Kaine: “I have never worn blackface.”

The fact that she’s responding in a Fox News interview tells me everything I need to know about her commitment to truth and journalistic integrity. 

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.