On the other hand, all these forms of media are about to be replaced by whispered stories told around a garbage can fire.

I dream of a day when we stop painting the world in left versus right so that we can again focus on right versus wrong.

I get what ursine. 

Research? How dare you - this is Fox, not some goddamned fake news site!

I read this in Hawk Harrelson’s homer call, and it was way better. 

Every single person in that room is just upset that there were only pastries and fruit for breakfast. 

All the decisions by the Democratic party were made under the assumption Clinton would win and therefore they needed to do everything necessary to prevent the gop from being able to piss and moan about her win.

“All right maggots, fall out to the chow hall and get your choice of eggs Benedict drizzled with a delightful Hollandaise Sauce or Bleu Cheese quiche with a whole grain crust, accompanied by thick cut pepper bacon and a selection of fresh fruit, ON THE DOUBLE!!!! And don’t even think about having more than two mimosas…

“Now, now. Let me stand in front of you, drawing an impressive salary with flawless medical coverage, and pick my expensive lunch from my teeth while I look down my nose at you (literally, in fact) from this air conditioned chamber and condescendingly scold you for having misplaced anger at my fine colleagues across…

Come on man, Twitter’s great. Just a few years ago the only way to get that sort of content was to read the stuff perverts had scrawled on the stalls in a bus station men’s room, and then break into the filing cabinet where your local newspaper kept the unpublished letters to the editor that were clearly written by…

“This is the moment Donald Trump became president” Fareed Zakaria.

That’s what you get when you hire a Java programmer to write a custom operating system...

i think its really about signaling willingness. republicans fired up their base against the aca by going on about it even when there wasn’t a chance they could actually repeal it. but their base felt that when they got in, they would do something(funny how that turned out) so they showed, and we didnt. democrats…

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

When will people learn that mexicans cannot take our jobs........someone has to hire them.......that someone is usually white men.........the anger is misdirected and once again, white men get no blame for their actions. I repeat, stop blaming Mexicans for what white men are doing. If you want to stop illegal…

Every time I go to Sonic there’s two middle aged guys bantering out front. No thanks.

Sure, the conservative media has solid opinion writers and deep-thinking essayists by the handful. And within that hand are diverse opinions...

The devil is 1337.

Bryce Harper entered today with a major-league leading seven home runs

Wood’s last film, and not even a mention of her in the article. Really the most memorable thing about Brainstorm is the ongoing question of what happened between Wood, Walken, and Robert Wagner that ended with Wood’s death.