Because it took them 13 months to even bring charges, largely because the department was trying to bury the case, including trying to get this video sealed away from public view.

GTFO.

He should not have didgeridone that.

“I don’t always spill my beer on people. But when I do, I make sure it’s televised.”

Bernie Kosar: [puts down brown-bagged whiskey bottle] I forgot all about prostitutes.

Plus everyone knows Rose can’t read

To: Barry Petchesky- barryp@deadspin.com

What’s he supposed to do? You gotta get Lou Williams his minutes.

Yeah but the deadspin post said he made three pointers.

I was wondering how 0 3-pointers could be more than the Lakers total.

Calm down beard-o.

The whole commercial is filmed in Nashville. The pothole they drive through is where they used to have the Dixie Chicks’ star in the Walk of Fame.

I like how she says, “Once (Generic Football Guy) he hits the hole and breaks through the secondary, oh, he’s gone.”

Too bad his boys don’t have a chance this year.

The commercial looks to be very accurate, that you can drive right up to it and park moments before the game begins because no one is there!

Why did you get married when you were 16?

I did get a chance to relax.

eh your kid’s not that cute

Yeah, that was a bullshit argument. Barcelona spends just as much as Real, or nominally less. It’s like Red Sox fans trying to say the Yankees spend too much. Child please.

“This time, Barcelona tore through Madrid with Luis Suárez and, more frighteningly, the ridiculously young and preposterously great Neymar—two players attracted to Catalonia because of their commitment to beautiful play”