Has anyone looked into his whereabouts around the time that Oddibe McDowell’s water bill spiked for a few months?

Doubtful. He hasn’t had an upper decker since 2011.

For what it's worth, Branyan was always a solid utilities man.

Russell then remarked, “It will be a cold. cold day in this household before you ever get half my stuff!”

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

Good luck writing the programming just to cover what constitutes a fucking catch.

This hypertexting is not elite.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

Crime Fighting and the NFL: Can You Believe I Get Paid for This Shit?

paris is one of the safest places on earth right now. sadly, a few days too late.

David Luiz’s comments are taken out of context. He is saying he doesn’t know if he will stay with in Brazil with the team (because he had a red card and would miss the second international) or go back to Paris immediately. He never said that he is worried about going back to Paris. Dude is from Brazil. You think Paris…

No. I’m pretty sure the “Muslims Suck” one was worse.

Hey, I love that movie! Cage and Travolta, right?

“Curdistand? Never heard of it. But it sounds DELICIOUS.”

Who let Curt Schilling into the game, anyway?

Boldly symbolizing the American and Arab lives that will be lost as result of the American overreaction and political opportunism resulting from the incident.

And the fact that they were totally right.

I wonder to what extent this was in his mind when making the decision to back his players. Not that it takes away from it, but that decision would’ve been a lot more complicated if he planned on coaching for five, ten more years.

Can’t wait to hear from the Lymphoma truthers