Nah, you suck.

Greg, you suck.

Hockey skates can’t melt steel beams.

Still got out of the blocks better than Greg.

Which guy were you looking nervous and holding the big check on the commercial?

Here’s an article on it from last night, you git

And make the referees pay for it!

He called us slurs!

We need to put a wall between these players and the referees.

After going to speak with the ref in the hospital, it appears he is indeed using slurs

That shithead’s haircut is the most enraging thing about this story.

Of course he’s at training camp. It’s being held at Notre Dame, which is pretty much a safe haven for those suspected of sexual assault.

“Patrick, PLEASE, as your coach, I’m begging you not to say that.”

Moe: Bring us your finest food, stuffed with your second-finest.

The forks question is easy (if they’ve set the table correctly): Go from the outside in. It’s that simple.

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

One puff and you end up Jeb!

That’s why I haven’t watched the new SVP SportsCenter- I can’t trust myself. Next thing I know, I could be cutting work to go catch First Take, the Krokodil of ESPN programming.

This is your brain: