I think you’re misunderstanding what happened.

Is there anything in Indiana that isn’t low rent?

This is not a good day for England.

Losing a penalty shoot-out is a far more traditional exit for the English at a World Cup.

In a world where women strive for their deserved equality, we have found it in the English national teams.

They’re the first ones that actually started industrially producing sadness back in the late 1800’s.

In response to these charges, Bollant describes his team as “simply undergoing Reconstruction.”

Colin Cowherd, Public Airwaves Combine To Give America an Idea of What a Perpetually Outraged Talking Chicken Would Sound Like.

“I don’t need to talk about that. Who said I said that?” Pujols asked. “I didn’t say that, I can tell you that. I’ve freaking been in this league in 16 years. I would never disrespect the team. If somebody wrote that, that’s pretty wrong. Whoever. I haven’t read that story and I would never waste my time on that ...”

it was his desire to get rid of Mike Napoli, with whom he was feuding, that led to the trade that brought in Vernon Wells’s terrible contract.

“No one is attending games. Let’s move it somewhere that guarantees no one EVER attends games.” -Thought process of whatever guy thinks it’d be a good idea to move to Las Vegas, probably

Joe Max Moore agrees!

Way to make it about yourself, Donovan. He deserved that from Lalas. Perhaps that un-charitable and rather immature response is not quite the example of leadership and veteran presence Klingsmann was looking for on his own team.

Alexi finally found something that he’s world class in.........

Has there ever been anybody as bitter about anything as Donovan was and still is about being left off that WC team?

Lalas is also a huge douche, so he has a long way to go to gain anything.

If it’s any consolation to Abby, at least she can still find success in the box.

There’s nothing like watching washed up soccer never-quite-was’s kick each other in the shins for all to see.

I don’t follow women’s soccer very closely, so please forgive me...which 3 months did Abby Wambach take off for shits and giggles.

his twitter game is flalas.