Desmond sounds like the type of guy who is 10K up playing roulette, but still somehow leaves 5K in the hole...but mostly because he keeps throwing the dice off the table and can’t catch a break.

I’m shocked that the Lightning kept playing Ben Bishop, even when he wasn’t able to move around in his own crease, instead of just putting in the kid Andrei Vasilevskiy.

You've never heard of the Patriot Way?

Best Blackhats in Baseball.

Pretty sweet bicycle kick for that first goal.

When Mr. Luhnow was with the Cardinals, the organization built a computer network, called Redbird, to house all of their baseball operations information

They’re obviously hacking “the right way”. Out of respect for the game.

“At first, we were really confused why all our desktop backgrounds were replaced by images of provel cheese.”

Ground Control: Major Tom? We’ve been hacked.

Best LANs In Baseball

Best scams in baseball.

That’s the Cardinals Way!

What a bicycle kick eh Billy?

You can never be sure with Bicycle Kick Billy

error. don’t assume wit.

NHL GM: “Offer sheet? Never heard of it.”

If Bowman hadn’t reloaded following 2010, there would have been no 2013, and no Cup-raising last night.

How is that your takeaway from this? This is the Blackhawks third title in the last decade. The Phillies won their first series in 28 years and their fans were a whole lot calmer. Drunk, but calmer.