It was to be expected. He should not have let everyone know he’d be out of town last weekend.

There’s a sombrero in there somewhere. Guarantee it.

<slowly raises hand>

Al: The police are going to have to look at this on replay, Chris.

Even though the items stolen are worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, Gronk felt it was worth the financial loss to be able to submit a claim to insurance that totaled $69.69.

The burglars made off with an 400 pounds of protein powder, an autographed painting of Jenna Jameson, and a crayon drawn shrine to Aaron Hernandez.

I assume the entire northeastern seaboard was screaming “We got robbed!” all day yesterday, I can understand the confusion it caused the police.

Meanwhile in the booth with Al, Chris is unsure what constitutes a burglary.

It’s adorable the way he peeks his head out the door. I don’t even know what there is to steal in his house. An unmade bed, a couch, an Xbox One console with Madden NFL in it, a Blu-Ray copy of 300 and a fridge full of muscle milk. Just going by the video above, there’s a room full of football posters and standees.…

Damn right he was robbed! Illegal shift on that TD to Foles!

Damn, Eagles fan, keep the party in your own city.

Now that I’m compelled to imagine the interior of Gronk’s house, I’m guessing he shares the design sensibilities of Josh Baskins.

“We’re going to be on the scene all night, trying to learn what happened there.” Hard-hitting news coverage, ladies and gentlemen.

Ten bucks says he legit called the cops to drunkenly report that the Super Bowl had been stolen.

You kicked my dog!

Did he see his shadow? I think we’re in for 69 more weeks of winter.

The suspect was apprehended after he tried to pawn 9 Jerky Boy CDs.

Police left after discovering that “burglary” is just what Gronkowski calls a cookout.

That is not the two digit number I expected to see on Gronk’s front door.

Literally just copying my comment on another poster because you’re a jackass too: