Then go for McCormick’s—pure ground jalapeno powder, no additives at all:

McCormick’s brand jalapeno powder has no additives.

Well, I mean, that’s how all chile powders are made. Dry the chiles, grind the chiles.

You can buy jalapeño powder. I have some in my spice cabinet right now.

You can skip some steps: https://shop.chefrubber.com/item/510008S/Jalapeno-Savory-Powder/

Or you can just go to Amazon (unless you are in Texas in which case go to your favorite independent grocer) and grab this:

Look, the only way to the promised land for UGA and Ole Miss is to elect Democratic senators

If the price for Doug Jones is the Crimson Tide winning the championship every year he’s in office, I hope that grim bastard Saban gets a trophy for the next decade

I’m going to guess you actually had nothing to do with it.

That’s a lame position to take.

Yea I’m totally convinced UCF would have been able to hang with these teams! Undefeated!

“Which one is O.J.?”

Except for that first point, you’re full of shit. For all her flaws, I’m pretty sure HRC wouldn’t be pissing off our allies.

1. Dipshit is attending a Championship game between ‘Bama and Georgia in Atlanta. And boos were essentially equal to applause. Telling.

Yes, I thought everyone understood this already.

tahisi coates was on NPR a week or two ago and he said something that struck me. He said one of the reasons why this presidency is harmful is because, to minorities/ black folks, we learnt that if you were twice as good; you could be president. While Trump’s presidency taught us that if white people were twice as bad,…

Can we get a ruling on whether whatever the demented fucker did during the anthem counts as “singing along” or “mouth-agape standing” or both?

You forgot, “Stare up at the bright lights, blinds himself for 20 seconds.”

“A year and change into his first term in office”

A year and change into his first term in office...