“I know his reputation was sullied, but...”

“History and God will judge Cardinal Law.”

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Not all priests are jerks, but a lot of them are fucking immature ass holes.

Spoken like a true enabler. Pathetic.

“Now, I know he actively assisted in the molestation and rape of hundreds of children, but hear me out: this one time, he shook my hand and exchanged basic pleasantries like ‘I hope your mom doesn’t die’ and ‘miscarriages are sad.’ They pretty much cancel each other out, really.”

Yep. MLK was a dick. And Gandhi didn’t do shit. Mother Theresa was over-rated. All religion is bullshit and dumb. Full stop.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

and also people that don’t sexually abuse children.

Give the guy a break - defending indefensible Cardinals is basically a Pavlovian response for Post-Dispatch baseball writers.

How is it that so many people are willing to forgive these monsters after they pass? I still find it hard to believe that people seem to forget about the repugnant behavior of another sick, creepy POS, Michael Jackson. It’s as if none of the shit he was pulling at Neverland ever happened. NEVER FORGET.

I hear Hitler was a great tipper.

It’s really incredible how generous people can be with their time when that time isn’t being spent in prison.

Someone get this man on the Dan Le Batard show stat...

Of course Rio’s a massively passionate United fan. He’s from London, isn’t he?

MEGA?

Let’s all go easy on this guy, he just woke up that day feeling particularly economically anxious.

Antoine Griezmann totally gets how Raheem feels.

Source: Ezekiel 23:20.

Among the many things about our current political climate that make we want to scream into a pillow until I pass out is the absolute obsession these dumb shits have with wasting time and money trying to criminalize abortion.