Are we sure Cody Kessler and AJ McCarron aren’t the same person anyway?

Kizer’s gotta have less confidence in himself at this point than Jason Whitlock does at a Weight Watchers meeting.

Haisley: Man U still exists, is boring, but is pretty good. Or maybe not.

In conclusion, Manchester United are a strong team that will compete for a title while playing against strong competition. Weaknesses may hinder them.

[Reads, “There was always that smell — cigarettes and dirt.”]

I don’t always know where to stand on the death penalty, but child molesters should not be allowed to live. And if the family of the child finds out and kills the molester, they should remain free. I believe in due process and all that, but as a father of to young children, I would straight murder someone for doing…

“I’ll never forgive him. But I’m not ashamed.”

So in the seventh inning, you can’t turn him down.

Adrenaline is a helluva drug...

So they can pitch to Correa instead??

I know the whole state of Nebraska is making embarrassing googly eyes at him, but if it comes down to Florida (where you walk out your door and talent just falls into your lap) versus Nebraska (where you have to spend all day flying to get to places w/ talent) I think he chooses Florida. 

I feel the need to point out that Steve Spurrier is only 72 years old.

I wonder if at some point he just starts shouting when he reads grocery lists aloud, too. “Eggs, Wheaties, apples, orange juice, milk, POWERADE! SEVENTH GENERATION! LIGHT BULBS! CAMPBELL’S SOUP! A NICE PIECE OF SALMON! canned tomatoes, soy sauce, spaghetti, butter.”

i assume he rode his shark

They think he was lying about the threats.

I’m sure attempts to defend this behavior will be reasonable and rational and not at all ridiculous.

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

I don’t know, it seems he may have incited something with these comments.

30+ years ago this was the kind of stuff that shitcanned Howard Cosell and Jimmy “The Greek” Snyder. Considering our modern times and its Fox Sports, I’m sure Doug Gottlieb will get fired!!!