Oompa loompa loompa-de-doo

Yes Papi, that’s what Altuve did to three of Sale’s pitches, we get it.

One of my favorite baseball photos of all time. Altuve with 6'7" Nate Freiman:

Tough guy redass Chris Sale sure came up small tonight.

Then he looked in the mirror and said, “Jur-rich!”

A common argument against paying players is that athletic departments don’t make much of a profit. That’s always been bullshit, but this shows it’s even worse.

When he read over the final draft of the contract, Jurich could only think of one word: YUM!

And yet they don’t have the resources to pay the players. GTFOH MOFOs!

Why thanks for stopping by from Breitbart.com, y’all. Now fuck off back there now.

Does Costas use a really high chair or regular chair with periscope to call a game?

Please. More like Aidan GirCUCKis·

In a haze of cold medication I woke up at about 11:45 EST on Tuesday night and checked the score of the AL Wild Card game, figuring it must have been over.

funny, I feel the same way about basketball

You sound like one of the league’s coveted potential southern fans.

Dude, the Twins went from 103 losses to losing to a FAR superior Yankees squad in a one game playoff, I would not call that shitting the bed.

Hockey is the best sport to watch live and close up. TV still doesn’t do hockey justice. But still, Baseball is the better, more rewarding game.

I call bullshit! Neither of them ever ONCE tell me during a telecast who were linemates on the 2011 Sarnia Sting, or who played a “grinder role” for Ed Gosek at Oswego State!

Well, we can rule out it being a FitBit.

I know it was you Prieto. You broke my heart.....you broke my heart!