He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

How did he pay for them? Did he have his wallet in his uniform pants? What’s the protocol about that?

THE CARDINALS LOST THEIR FIRST NACHOS

Damn proud to be an Oakland resident tonight. Damn proud.

Can I get a Deadspin HoF ballot for Dale Hansen and only Dale Hansen?

Taking a knee is one thing. But all those baseball players grabbing their crotches and spitting during the anthem was mighty disrespectful.

Truly savage.

The show’s an okay idea, but that pun’s top notch.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

I served in the military during the Vietnam war, and my foot hurt too, but I served anyway.

And last season they were 2 points better off after six games, and finished 15 points back in the end.

You had to know it was coming, so:

It’s almost as if the whole exercise of standing for a national anthem... is stupid

Football in LA during a hot late summer afternoon is more popular than a Trump rally.

This was straight up a plotline on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Pittsburgh Steelers, who all stayed in the locker room except for U.S. Army veteran and offensive tackle Alejandro Villanueva.

So can we get Kaepernick a fucking job now?

Obviously this changes if it’s something the players decided themselves but if not...that’s some weak fucking sauce, Steelers.