Weird, I already had an option to require a password for every transaction in the Play Store and in-app. It has saved my bacon more than a dozen times already.

"Here's what the Pentagon should learn something from the thrifty, simple and dangerously effective tank?"

I'm still hoping for a comeback!

I actually thought the film was fun until you-know-who showed up.

Happy opposite day everyone!

Good!!

Holy crap!!

Godzilla has officially jumped the Ebirah.

I couldn't agree more, it is a boring game. I've actually played flappy bird more than this.

Excuse my ignorance, I got a b- in economics, but wouldn't this still be an oligopoly?

Crap, I can't access the video until I collect 13 crystals or pay 99cents for the crystal pack. Screw that! I'll just wait 4 hours for my sword to recharge then go collect them old school...aww crap my sword needs 5 diamonds and a pony to recharge...

Probably best that he didn't go full blackface. You never go full blackface.

Is this from the next Bioshock game?

Great game? I didn't care for it. Great story when watching it on YouTube? Absofrickinlutley! I just suck at stealth games.

Said no one ever.

This is the one time hipsters should be wearing non-prescription eyewear.

Something doesn't add up, someone was playing the wii??

They're missing the flashing ads at the top of the screen!

Whelp that trailer made me go from skeptic to believer in two minutes!

Don't worry, one day you'll find someone and lose your mind like the rest of us.