I admit it, you got me with these ads/articles and now I have a crappy game. I'd rather go play Flappy on a shattered screen with my tongue than this boring turd.

Does that include the plant models? Cuz yeah...

Yeah but how fast can they run Flappy?

Thank God Superman didn't fight him, half of Hollywood would have been destroyed!

The deal is that you find one...at all...

WHAT AN IDIOT! How did Matthew Perry not know that was Jamie Foxx?!? Wait til Rev. Reggie Jackson gets a hold of this!

Oh I see, the black guy is automatically the villain...

I am never going to Utah...ever!! Why is he waving?!?!

It's amazingly sad that velociraptors were the size of turkeys. Stupid jurrasic park you have ruined me!

I stopped reading at #100 when my subscription to Prozac ran out. The show pulls back juuuust enough for my taste.

Go on youtube and read one comment, just one for any video, aaaany video. We've come a long way baby.

Sniff, hi I'm Das Chupa and I'm a gamerholic. I managed to flee from the consoles' grasp and fell in bed with a darker obsession, Clash of Clans. It's terrible because it is never beyond a tap away at all times. I get depressed when my stupid stuff is upgrading and yes I've paid for a few gems, don't judge! I don't…

Heck if I lived in china I'd try eating with a breathing mask on too!

Good luck.

"And now an exclusive look at need for speed"
"*sigh* yeaahh"

Honestly it's probably a cultural preference. The same way soccer, rugby and bicycling bores me to tears. It's simply that all sports are stupid unless you have an emotional attachment.

I actually semi-enjoyed the first one until I was simply exhausted. Honestly that's the problem, Bay runs it like a theme park ride...a three hour theme park ride. There's only so much vomit one can expel in one sitting.

Man, canada is jacked up...1 in 2??!

Those sound effects sounded familiar...demooomaaaan!

Well he was wearing a prototype Mk II suit right? It would make sense that it would weigh more. What is racist is that they made him steal it in the first place.