And also for your body. 

I’m more of a Keyboard Hoplite, myself.

Ugh, white people are the worst...

“EVERYTHING’S IMPOSSIBLLLLEEEE!!!!”

I think he’s going to be a one-and-done. I also think he’s not going to the NBA. 

This was a stupid post. 

There’s a lot going on here, and it’s all over stealing signs.

This game really is wonderful.

Billy Haisley’s article “there is nothing candid about lebron’s the shop” is a candid look at what Billy Haisely thought of the new HBO show. However, the real purpose of the article is to make money.

Wake up Mr. West. Your buddy Trump doesn’t give a shit about you or anyone else.

This list is missing Uncle Charles, y’all...

I dunno, I’d put Uncle Sam below Scar there.

Liverpool’s back line will be able to defend better against the height of Dzeko rather than the speed of Bayern’s or Real’s front line. Won’t be straightforward, but if they do manage to advance, they’ll have gotten to the finals rather easily with a weak group, an easy Round of 16 opponent, and then the weakest of 4…

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.

I think I held my breath for the first 45 minutes. City was winning every 50/50 ball, they were totally clicking. But even before the Salah goal, I thought Liverpool looked more assertive after the break. Klopp gets criticized (fairly, for the most part) for not being able to make adjustments. But I thought he really…

I was telling a friend at halftime that the match in general felt like reverse Liverpool. LFC were pinned back for most of the half, and thanks to a newly tidy defense (plus a touch of luck) they closed the half out with momentum. City came out planning to throw it all forward (they had no choice) in the second half…

Liverpool is/are the coolest team left in the competition. Well done, pointing that out. I would go as far to say they’re probably the coolest team in the world.

Unabomer couldn’t tackle for shit.

You’ll never get what I was saying, will you? I was speaking to a 38-match season in which Man City’s tremendous depth can be fully utilized to set it apart from the pack, not a one-match (or two-match) scenario in which, ya know, one Champions League Quarterfinal participant can beat the other or Barnsley can win at…