Huh, interesting take, since Kim is white.

Hard pass.

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

The transfer will happen after Jordan Henderson posts a picture of them together saying “Se Queda”on Instagram.

Dwight Schrute Seeks Woman to Impregnate During Eclipse

Won’t lie, I wish I could go days at a time without talking to my coworkers.

Neymar is your favorite player and Barcelona is your favorite team? Lame.

This is a shitass take. ‘Why isn’t Neymar also the Xavi Hernandez replacement? He sux’.

Shoes are bad. Clothes are for dads. This should surprise nobody.

In the park no less. Did he bring his hammock with him or are there just a bunch of public hammocks in the park where he lives? I have questions.

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

One of my favorite things about the video of fans reacting to the pick is the lone Packer fan laughing his ass off in the background.

DEMPSEY: Call it
REF: no, see, I’m the ref. I flip the coin. You have to call it.
DEMPSEY: ...call it
REF: Ok we’re gonna need a new captain out here

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.

Yeah, Jesus Christ. Why focus so much on one of the world’s 3 best and most important teams? MORE HOT MLS TALK PLEASE.

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

Having sex = a good way to keep having sex.

My excitement soon died once I saw those gameplay images... I want something like WW1 or WW2 from Total War series. That would be amazing.

I heard that they’re going to make sure the next sequel doesn’t disappoint you. They have top men working on it right now. Top . . . men.