blink twice if you are actually enes kanter

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

During the second leg he’ll be chillin on the sidelines with his skateboard doing huge ollies of hot bitches titties. Then even though he isn’t playing he’ll drill a fart so nasty that Monacos team just dies instantly.

What a coincidence. Incognito told his side of the story today at The Daily Stormer.

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

In my mental version of this, you go back exactly 1 year, with only $50. You’re not surviving till October and the Cubs victory on $50. So you’ve got to get a couple of good pulls in the next day or two just to eat, then parlay enough small bets into reasonable ones to be able to rent a place to sleep.

Nuke from orbit. Only safe way.

I find air-dropped Fuel-Air explosives are most effective

“I did inquire if there was any interest in reporters liking that, just to get understanding of their perspective,” Cousins said. “The answer I got back was that people were laughing with me, not at me.”

I saw Rasho at a target in Roseville once

I sometimes wish the NFL had relegation, just to see how low the Browns could really go.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Oh, and the one I picked was the Falcons blowing the 25 point lead in February. That was literally the most mind blowing series of fuck ups I’ve ever seen in professional football.

Coming off 3 - 13, that doesn’t look so bad.

Well, actually . . .

While in an offside position, he did not commit an infraction, because he did not touch the ball, interfere with any PSG player’s line of sight or ability to play the ball, or otherwise gain an advantage.

Wenger: oh so this is how you do it

But can I fuck it?

Arsenal does 10-2 play poorly when facing bigger teams.

OR CALGARY. SAY THE COMMENTARIAT.