I am kind of shocked to see this move from Phil. He has always seemed to genuinely love the team/fans/teammates, and to drop this the day before the season starts is just...really shitty?

Can we add this: white males calling any black male “brotha”. I get this from strangers and from people in my professional life, and it is annoying as fuck. I am NOT your “brotha.”

I wanna be best friends with the stoned guy eating fruit in a hammock.

Billy, I dig your writing. I am confused by people who waste their time commenting on your articles to complain about your football coverage. I appreciate you guys even covering the sport when so many people are like, “ew, soccer”.

This has a really fun Hitler Youth feel to it. Fuck!

Kyrie Irving to China.

Also 31. I was sitting in Latin Class, yo!

“If you’re so smart, why aren’t you in ant-baby machete squad?”

respect.

I feel terrible for Grover getting dragged into this :(

IT’S ABOUT, LIKE, SHAPES.

I can’t believe John Mellencamp cut this verse out of “Pink Houses”!

*whispers* pleeeeeeeease come to green bay.

thank you for the clarification!

Technically not possible. Athletico has a transfer ban, correct?

good, DONT EVER LEAVE ME

Hollow log, coming back like a comet. Did you stop commenting for a while or is that just me?

This guy gets it.

Pictured: Mayweather preparing for a first date.

Oh...uhhhh....you don’t know these players....they go to another school!”