Vlade finally got it right: when recruiting players to the Kings, find the ones that have zero idea how lame Sacramento is, and how much of a trainwreck the team is.

Now shut down the fucking S*n and justice will be truly served. #ynwa

So he’s essentially just his character from Silicon Valley in real life? Yuck.

Don’t forget, Liverpool made a great signing this week, too.

This is one of the main reasons I am excited to have kids!

HA! what a terrible fucking guy.

This is a bad take.

“It’s a hard thing in Hollywood when you’re mixed,” Stoermer says. “You’re not white enough to be white, and you’re not black enough to be black.”

Who do you loathe more? Taylor Swift or Katy Perry?

I heard Intangible Madrid?

It terrifies me to know that places more racist than America exist. I can’t even imagine what is going to happen during the upcoming world cup...

Oh lord, you people are the worst. He’s a human being.

Holy shit this woman is badass!

happens to the best of us!

I’m so confused. Did people stop doing butt stuff? I thought butt stuff was still cool? How the hell do you marry someone and not see their butthole?

This is sad, but unfortunately 100% true.

I don’t think anyone on the planet disagrees with you. This is roughly 80% of the music industry, if not more.

Next you’re going to tell me “find my friends”is a totally sane and normal way to track your significant other.

“The president and a few select individuals know what ‘joga bonito’ means.” -Also Spanish Sean Spicer

Nope! Don’t worry, they’ve already started blaming Kathy Griffin for this.