Can we confirm whether or not Eddie Cue even knew the Warriors existed 5 years ago?

Welp, this is the greatest thing ever.

He’s right! Last night, I (a black guy) walked into a restaurant and a middle aged white guy immediately assumed I was the guy who had parked his car for him. America!

He lives in Brentwood....it’s super rich and white. Word actually spread very quickly here in LA that he moved to that neighborhood. I’m sure it didn’t take long for them to figure it out.

This is perfectly timed. I’m 31 and just played golf for the first time with a group of friends two weeks ago. It’s really fun! I completely get the frustration and self-loathing that comes with it, but an afternoon on the course with some beers and friends is just the god damn best.

You reek of middle america. yuck.

....a sand wedge?

I’d like to get an early start on the nicknames for this kid. May I offer “Simply Red”?

I kept reading “Batuman” as “Batman”, which makes this all the more interesting.

Wilson is corny as hell. End of story.

I would love that. Remember when Deadspin soccer articles were just him writing fanboy Arsenal articles over and over and over? Barf.

Can I hire the last publicist?

Bullshit. Everyone knows turkeys can’t fly, let alone to Indonesia.

It’s..........a comic book. You could sit down and literally pick apart every single comic for being unrealistic or ridiculous.

This escalated quickly! Your point is fair. I think the stakes of the CL qualification is just the hot story, especially considering it was all decided on the last matches of the season. Congrats on a great year!

Why.......do these people read Deadspin? By now you should have a very clear idea of the politics of this site and obviously its parent/sister site (RIP Gawker). It’s like watching the Daily Show and expecting it to be the same as Fox News.

(insert Tim Allen grunt)

MOAR NUMBER 1 PICKS!!!!!!1!111111!!

Can dudes rock these, too? I wanna rock these.

I miss our grumpy grandpa david letterman :(