Albert, in your honest opinion, does Trump make it through four years as POTUS?

I’m just a fan of that fact you voted for the most morally corrupt president of all time, but just couldn’t be inappropriate enough to type FUCK.

You clearly have no idea what I’m talking about.

There are days where I just don’t give a shit whether north korea nukes this country or not :(

“huh?” - curious, but not yet alerted member of the press

It’s not for everyone, but smoking a lil grass before a run usually puts a little pep in my step.

Meh, I don’t really think it’s that. I like the mythology, I like the mystery. The xenomorph is certainly central to it all, but I’m not like “zomg, need more chest bursting in my life”

I completely agree with you, but I still watch the other shitty ones like a heroin addict shooting cleaning supplies just to get his fix. There’s something about these movies that keeps me coming back.

FUCK IT, LET’S DO IT LIVE...over the phone.

You had me at Caity Weaver [heart eyes emojis x 100].

We’ve both had our share of embarrassing slips, that’s for sure.

Cheers, my friend. I actually respect United...now, Chelsea and City on the other hand...

I’ll take winning the greatest champions league final of all time, thank you very much :)

“We’re actually not concerned about the financials, we’re just confused why the fuck you paid so much for someone who has the same number of assists as Lucas Leiva.”

She actually looks.....human? In that photo? As if she could feel real emotions? And not just be a sterile mouthpiece for an evil administration?

I was so worried this movie would disappoint me...and I left thinking it might be just as good as the first one!

*whispers* paul pierce without two all stars magically appearing on his team is essentially just rudy gay...

I rue the day they will bring done!

“Katy’s smart”

Agreed. Strong chance we fuck this up.