I might buy your book!

The rare European Backhand! He should be congratulated for executing such a difficult move in touch circumstances. Elite, indeed.

YES. We definitely need a movie either pre-Rogue One or post New Hope of him fucking shit UP. The latest Darth Vader comics set a good precedent with some nice political intrigue, but also Vader fucking shit UP.

Does anyone at Deadspin currently play sports (rec, intramural) and/or have a good sports background as a kid?

I just got an apple watch 3 months ago and I love it. I really use it primarily as a sports watch for distance running and it rules. You couldn’t pry this thing off me if you tried.

I think there’s HUGE potential for a BF movie. You’d get an even better insight into the criminal underworld and bounty hunting life. The BF comics are pretty solid, so I’d imagine a movie (even western style) would be great.

I just really enjoy that it opens with Boogie grocery shopping.

I secretly really enjoyed Dennis Miller on MNF!..... and would nominate Louis CK to be his modern day equivalent. There’s something about an intensely sarcastic normal guy commentating on football that lessens the obnoxious sincerity and seriousness of Gruden and Co. 

I am SUCH a god damn homer, but I feel like Liverpool could mayyyyybe sneak their way up.

A childhood friend of mine went to the University of Iowa with Big E, and I had a chance to hang out with him multiple times...HUGE dude (like, action figure physique) who could not have been more friendly and soft spoken. Good on him!

Lol at everyone here acting like award shows matter and/or are deserving of high levels of sanctity. Keep clutching those pearls, ya’ll.

Let me guess, you’re going to call me a “cuck” or something incredibly intelligent? Go back to Brietbart, mouthbreather.

Whatever you do, DON’T read the comments section on ESPN about this story. It is literally person after person saying this is fake and he shouldn’t be complaining.

“It’s an acquired taste, you’ll get used to it!”

A helicopter ride! Sometimes helicopters crash! Maybe Pence will be on board!

I live in Los Angeles. About 2 years ago, I was running down San Vicente Blvd in Santa Monica and spotted a man in a full suit walking by himself. This man was EXTREMELY sweaty and looked very pissed off.

Welcome to my life. He did this to my Milwaukee Bucks first.

Looks like this game ended......................

Can we all just agree to ban crocs and weird toe shoes in America? Burqas are the least of our worries.

I heard the local wholefoods has an olive bar!