HE DANCED BACK!

“I just be chilling there, act like I’m not doing nothing.” -Jack Torrance at the end of The Shining

I’m from Milwaukee. This man is a bag of dicks.

+1 sith lord

Mei is to Overwatch as Meg is to Family Guy. I love to hate them both.

Totes bro, because respecting people is like SO LAME, AMIRITE?

Just picked up the game! Did you ever end up putting a kotaku network together, Heather?

Tiny correction...intensive car —-> intensive care

HAHA...so you ask me to use the CDC as a source, and then you completely tear that source apart?

You like facts? Let’s talk facts. These are DIRECTLY from the source you asked me to look at:

Cause BRO, dudes are oppressed by women, too, BRAH.

You’re more than welcome to explain?

“Local male, un-effected by sexism whatsoever, asks women to stop complaining about sexism.”

This is legitimately the stupidest thing I have ever seen and I love it.

“He can count to 100, doesn’t talk to strangers, and performed extremely well in freeze tag during pre-game. That’s exactly the commitment you look for.”

I’m confused by “Turd”....

Hillsborough was caused by police allowing way too many people into standing only sections. Introducing standing sections allows this to potentially happen again.

You know who drank wine out of bottles? THE NAZIS!

I’m glad you have taken this much time out of your existence on this planet to get REALLY FIRED UP ABOUT KNICKS/KP ARTICLES ARGHHHHHH!!!

Running, smoking weed, and hanging out with my remarkable and strong girlfriend have been top of the list since tuesday.