i want every car pictured above

I didn’t think it was possible for BMW’s build quality to get any worse...

looks like a match

Prius owners are a strange lot. it’s a terrible driving car, it’s ugly, it doesn’t get much better fuel economy (in real world driving) than a Yaris. Yet these people love them. And when they saw the new one, they went ape-shit over it. They always say what a good looking car it is. They must have a skewed sense of…

0-45 acceleration is actually rather impressive. I’ve never driven a faster toaster.

This happened a couple years ago. I still have the letter the customer sent me, and I reread it any time i need a good laugh. here’s the short version:

true but this appeals to my inner redneck side. All i need is a NASCAR t shirt, a cammo hat, a rebel flag license plate and some empty Bud cans in the back seat.

are these the same people that crashed their Prius’s and said the accelerator was stuck?

I’d drive it

This. Definitely this.

the light bar just adds to the awesomeness

hopefully most of you know this, but it’s a good idea to make sure your warning lights actually work. After the ignition has been off for at least 30 seconds, turn the key to run. All the warning lights should illuminate. Depending on the make, some may go out after a few seconds. If for some reason you did not see…

i was expecting it to say Estes on the side

in high school (in the early 90's) i had “DARE- to keep cops off donuts” on my sable wagon. those of us that grew up in the 80's remember Nancy Reagan’s DARE drug prevention program. I remember one night on spring break walking back to the car there were two cops looking at it and laughing. Once cop was shining his…

i always request no stickers, no plate frames. but i do this as soon as I decide to buy the car. i hate people that show up at delivery and see the stickers and ask for them to be removed. you knew it was going to be there. didn’t you notice all the cars out front with the stickers on them? now your salesman has to…

not ugly but awkward- current M3. wheel shape forces hands to 10 and 2 (which is good) but puts paddle shifters out of reach (which is bad). Unless you want to shift with your pinky.

the later C6 got the steering wheel from a rental-spec Cobalt

we’ve all come across the stripped lug nut in the alloy wheel that is so badly obliterated that it must be cut out. This can be done actually quite easily with a cutting torch without putting a mark on the alloy wheel. The trick is to smear the wheel with silicone-based lubricant. You know, the stuff you use on the…

I’ve used the same method to repair oil pans. we all know that it will take days for oil to stop seeping out of the rust hole on the bottom of a pan. shop vac on the oil fill cap and presto- dry surface for jb weld

Jeep wrangler, 33"+ tires, stock gears, 4 cylinder, soft top, half doors, in the rain, on the highway.