Message to 18 year old me: Don’t sell the Trans Am!

deloreans look so much better when they’re painted. i don’t care what the purists think.

1987 Ford Ranger- dark blue metallic

My wife drove/drives some of them. she has the 17 grand cherokee. i have the 16 ram and still own the 06 ram, but it has been demoted to snow plow duty.

“eh, good enough” seems to be the German engineering standard these days. Ask any BMW technician.

I liked our 05 grand cherokee, until I drove it on a 1000 mile road trip. man that thing was uncomfortable! Seats were about as soft as a church pew. The 17? It’s like driving my sofa down the road. No, I take that back. My sofa isn’t as comfortable.

Your 04 ram predates the daimler reign of terror, so you’re ok there. Of all the Gen 1 LX cars, the SRT8 models tended to be the most mechanically sound, but the standard models and even the RT’s leave much to be desired. Ask someone with a high mileage 5.7 how their valve spring retainers are holding up. the…

What killed DaimlerChrysler? Drive my 2006 Ram, my 2005 Grand Cherokee or my 2005 Magnum. All 3 were quite possibly the biggest piles of shit I’ve ever owned. That’s what killed them.

i work at a multi-franchise dealer which includes BMW. I can verify this as correct. Their quality is on par with Hyundai from the late 80's.

My 97 Grand Cherokee would activate the power door locks when the rear defroster timed out. This was especially awesome if you were outside scraping windows at the time.

My camaro’s hood is wrapped matte black from the factory

This totally counts. Especially because it is available with a CVT.

i think these stickers are more of an excuse than bragging. Why is your civic so slow? it’s all motor. no turbo. sorry.

50" LED light bars on otherwise stock trucks, and in use on city streets.

My wife recently bought a Mustang GT Premium and absolutely loves it. I enjoy posting mustangs leaving cars n coffee videos on her facebook page.

i knew a guy that used to keep an assortment of vinyl “U”s in his glove box for when he would see a Tundra TRD in a parking lot.

The beer tap is allowed if it’s a rat rod

Salt life stickers are popular here, roughly 200 miles from the coast

BWA-HA-HA! I laugh because my friend’s wife insisted she have these on her Forester (which she thinks is an STI)

illest is usually accompanied by this sticker: