Oh my god yes! ‘Cept these insufferable folks have a van instead of a Su-BAHR-u.

I can practically smell their refusal to use deodorant wafting off my screen.

I’m surprised they didn’t talk about all the spiced meat they eat.

This seems like a younger version of that professor couple that Rachel Dratch and Will Ferrell played on SNL where they overshared about being “lovahs.”

SIGH....it’s bad enough I have to see people eating better food, having better vacations, seeing better movies, and raising better kids on social media. NOW I have to see people having better sex?

UGGGGGGGH. Like I’m pretty sure everyone gets the whole “sex is good” thing, and the people with crazy sex hangups are NOT going to get any modicum of inspiration from hot young tan bohemians that lick each other and lay around in sand gardens. I would place money on the fact that they are not even a couple and are…

Read all of the posts in Will Ferrell’s loveahhhs voice.

I dislike these people. I dislike his hat and his hair, and I dislike that they are pretending their entry level exhibitionism is in any way evidence of emotional maturity, enlightenment or profundity. There, I said it.

These people should just keep their erotic fiction on their Geocities page or whatever.

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