Here in Austin we used to have the Fudge Fudge Fudge Fest but that ended.

If you can't afford to eat there, you'll have to Riot Fast during the day.

Some of the MPs are still too busy smoking ganja and listening to ska. They can't get a vote.

I used to have that exact guitar! A Univox brand Mosrite knockoff.
I'm not listening to anything special this week. Still listening to things I have that I've only heard once or twice.

East Coast/West Coast feud!

"Trump Dogged by Russian Investigation" but the entire article is pictures of Huskies and Wolfhounds and stuff

Those IKEA dogs are always so damn hard to put together. I ended up with one that only had three legs. Poor little guy. So hard for him to keep up…

My daughter did too. I didn't even realize that it actually happened until about a week later. I kept thinking it was another year of middle school to go but nope.

KILLARY! SHILLARY! KILL-SHILLARY!

They're Busy making shows that no one would Want and that you should Shield Your Eyes from watching.

Hell-Grown Ass Man with a Mortgage and Two Damn Kids that I Gotta Put Through College and A Knee That Just Isn't What it Used to Be and I Gotta Sit Down for a Minute Here

So, The Ranch has Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson, correct? This one has Laura Prepon.
Topher Grace is probably sitting by the phone, waiting for the call of his team up with Sam Elliot. Or anyone to call him, really.

"The only Star Trek red shirt to kill the alien" could have been one of those factoids on the commercials.

Facebook has shown me that many of my childhood friends would be about like your wife's friends. Luckily I never have to interact with them in real life ever again. Or on FB, really, because we've either unfriended each other or I've just unfollowed them.

I thought it was a paddlin'?

She probably knows that a good 50% or so of her fan base would actually buy into that.

The Al-llennium?

Pretty Good Woman

Ironically, *I* was the one that didn't want to play catch with my dad.
He was cool with it though. He was also one of those dads that if you didn't do a chore his way the first time, he would just do it himself. Thus I can count on one hand the number of times I had to mow the lawn…

But those cats that could has the cheeseburgers. What of them??