He spent $10 on a fancy new Cancellin' Pen and can't even use it.

He totally banged Lila Cheney when he would visit her on her dyson sphere.

Wait, do you mean "Magma" instead of "Mirage"? I have not seen Magma listed as a character. Karma ought to be there too, although the original series always found ways to sideline her as well, even back then.

It's the Cannonball Run reboot we've all been waiting for. He'll play the Burt Reynolds part and they'll get Josh Gad for the Dom Deluise role.

ROM sent Barb to Limbo by mistake because he thought she was a dire wraith. Magik and the New Mutants have to go to Limbo to find her because apparently it's the same Limbo. Even though I don't remember Magik constantly running into Dire Wraiths.

Ah'm nigh invulnerable when ah'm stalkin'

Like-O

DisqusPolice were headed your way, but then they got your post confused with someone elses and then just stopped working for the day.

What about the porn version: "Vincent in Roxxxy"

Tee-hee!

Where are all the mortal women at?

Moscow, TX had a sweet little dinosaur theme park we stopped at a few times when I was a kid

That's the one!

Pepperidge Farm remembers!
(I remember too.)

One episode of Night Court had him supposedly talking to Bill Cosby on the phone for something. I remember he told Cosby to "suck on a pudding pop" while he waited. I always believed Mac could back that up.

And then the woman Dan wanted to have sex with chose the slow talking guy over him anyway!

Say what you will about the tenets of European Neo-Pagan Black Metal, at least it's an ethos, dude.

-ISSUE #1- WEARING YOUR OWN BAND T-SHIRTS ON STAGE!
WHAT DO YOU THINK TONY IOMMI-YOMI-MELOMI!
-Well, I think sometimes-
-WRONG!

I keep hearing about how smooth the bottoms are.

"No That's Not the Trailer. That's Actually the Whole Movie"