Kawaii did I bother reading this?

Is he an AVC contributor?

Ah, Slate. I thank all the gods for disqus every time I try to view their LiveFyre comments section…

Hey now! I'm not rich!

I'd guess having to fall back on "Glee" money is why she is here to begin with…
I kid. She could still probably buy and sell two, maybe three, of me, at least.

As long as you click on the article and post something, that sweet sweet Hormel money will keep rolling in!

I'm having fun making fun of it, so…

That guy in the photo on the left really looks like he wants someone to shoot him immediately.

The AV Club
Eh, too easy.

Mm-hmm.

At this point, it feels like many of the pro dancers are now more famous than their "celebrity" partners…

The Pratt-lash begins!

The AV Club
Left me near disbelief

"Do you want fries with that?"

Make sure you tip them. They only get minimum wage for making deliveries and the mileage reimbursement just doesn't cover what it needs to.

I will.

He looks like he's ready to share a ribald tale about the saucy ladies of the French court. And farting.

I understand your shell needs a little…"waxing."

There is a commercial out right now where the guy has to reveal to his coworkers that his work password is "Myjobsucks" or something like that. I relate to that SO MUCH.

I kept my main work computer login password written down. Now I survive mostly on muscle memory when I type it in the morning. For almost every other password I have, I emailed them to myself on my work email. I don't know if that is any better but it's what I do…